Am Yisrael Chai.
Mindless obsession with pop culture.
Peak problematic levels.
"I sent you a text earlier" literally you didn’t, but okay
I got the man friend some aftershave and various accessories from that Art of Shaving place that finally wore me down with excessive advertising and like, aftershave is literally my favorite thing about a man, if I’m in an elevator and someone is wearing anything that’s basically not an Axe product I turn into Hannibal Lecter with the [AUDIBLE SMELLING]
so anyway it came with some free samples that I kept and I just absent-mindedly slathered some on my own face and idek
What if Will Graham had asked Bev Katz “mind if I do this in private” when she showed him the crime scene photos and she was like “yes” and he was all, “fine, suit yourself” and that’s when we find out that he has some kind of bizarre and disturbing sexual process for examining evidence
But seriously if you didn’t appreciate my Australia joke, look up Katherine Knight, Australia’s Hanna Lecter (they’re not very creative) who literally ate one of her husbands (tw for the wiki page: literally everything, be careful) and the judge was like, “ugh life WITHOUT parole, I guess" and she appealed it for being "too harsh" and had to be reminded that she literally killed and ate someone
didn’t she also like, throw a baby into traffic and, I guess, because the baby lived, they decided to just give her a stern admonishment to not do that again?
(answer: yes. she put a baby on the train tracks and also kept stabbing people whenever she got upset about something and yet….the Australian legal system was like, “oh who are we to judge?”)
*makes “descendants of criminals” joke*
but yeah like surely there’s a compromise between America’s draconian criminal justice system that still routinely kills people in this year of our Lord 2014 and like…that